1 00:01:01,865 --> 00:01:07,745 THE VALET 2 00:02:51,692 --> 00:02:52,859 You like it? 3 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:55,863 Yes and no. Well built, but a bit boring. 4 00:02:56,113 --> 00:02:57,322 I soon tire of my cars. 5 00:02:57,573 --> 00:03:01,410 Same here. It's a nice toy, but I like changes, too. 6 00:03:20,431 --> 00:03:22,349 Valet 7 00:03:36,697 --> 00:03:38,449 I'm due at my parents. 8 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,912 - See you tonight. - Later. 9 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:04,102 It's me! 10 00:04:08,691 --> 00:04:11,360 I got the doctor for your dad, he's not well. 11 00:04:11,653 --> 00:04:12,152 What's wrong? 12 00:04:12,403 --> 00:04:15,864 He felt faint. Your dad's taking care of him. 13 00:04:16,115 --> 00:04:16,657 And Dad? 14 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:20,745 A touch of bronchitis. I'm worried about the doctor. 15 00:04:23,665 --> 00:04:25,291 I gave him my bed. 16 00:04:25,959 --> 00:04:27,836 - You OK, Doctor? - It hurts here. 17 00:04:28,086 --> 00:04:28,670 That's the heart. 18 00:04:28,921 --> 00:04:31,800 I know! I've practiced medicine for 40 years! 19 00:04:33,551 --> 00:04:34,928 I'm a doctor! 20 00:04:35,386 --> 00:04:36,762 You're also unwell. 21 00:04:37,013 --> 00:04:39,056 All doctors are quacks! Stethoscope! 22 00:04:48,023 --> 00:04:48,858 Sorry. 23 00:04:51,570 --> 00:04:53,656 OK, the heartbeat's steady. 24 00:04:54,073 --> 00:04:55,908 - Cuff! - This? 25 00:05:10,506 --> 00:05:13,010 Pressure's not too bad. I'm off. 26 00:05:13,384 --> 00:05:15,971 - Shall I drive you back? - My daughter'll pick me up. 27 00:05:16,305 --> 00:05:17,390 I'll call her. 28 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:21,810 - What do I owe you, Doctor? - 30 Euros. 29 00:05:29,277 --> 00:05:32,197 - She's so cute. - We're lunching tomorrow. 30 00:05:32,448 --> 00:05:34,532 - You bought the ring? - I pick it up later. 31 00:05:34,783 --> 00:05:36,285 It'll be a great wedding. 32 00:05:38,912 --> 00:05:40,080 Well? 33 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:43,668 You OK, Dad? 34 00:05:44,419 --> 00:05:45,504 Fine. 35 00:05:46,338 --> 00:05:48,089 Let go! I can walk by myself! 36 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:49,341 Sorry. 37 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,719 Excuse me. 38 00:05:54,679 --> 00:05:55,556 I'll take you home. 39 00:05:55,764 --> 00:05:59,226 No, I have another patient to see. I'll rest there. 40 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:09,029 Shouldn't you change doctors? 41 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:10,697 I'm keeping this one. 42 00:06:10,948 --> 00:06:14,116 He's in such bad shape, he makes me feel better. 43 00:06:17,663 --> 00:06:19,122 And he forgets everything! 44 00:06:19,373 --> 00:06:21,291 - And the girl? - Very cute. 45 00:06:21,542 --> 00:06:23,210 - Tomorrow's the day. - For what? 46 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:24,336 He's proposing. 47 00:06:25,379 --> 00:06:26,547 You know what I think. 48 00:06:26,797 --> 00:06:28,090 It'll go fine. 49 00:06:28,757 --> 00:06:30,927 She's pretty, has a good job, independent. 50 00:06:31,177 --> 00:06:34,055 - But he, poor kid... - He's kind, handsome... 51 00:06:34,305 --> 00:06:35,098 Handsome? 52 00:06:35,349 --> 00:06:38,435 I'm sure he can get any girl he wants. 53 00:06:38,685 --> 00:06:40,186 Don't be too sure. 54 00:06:40,437 --> 00:06:43,440 He'll find a girl some day, but not her. 55 00:06:43,691 --> 00:06:45,943 He's aiming too high: A mistake. 56 00:06:46,193 --> 00:06:47,736 Look at me, I took what I found. 57 00:06:48,112 --> 00:06:49,572 How was that? 58 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:02,586 - How much? - They got a lay-away plan. 59 00:07:02,836 --> 00:07:04,880 When you get married, go there. 60 00:07:05,505 --> 00:07:07,508 110 Euros a month, for a year. 61 00:07:07,717 --> 00:07:09,135 I'll never get married! 62 00:07:09,384 --> 00:07:13,014 110 Euros times 12, that's 1300 Euros! 63 00:07:13,263 --> 00:07:16,893 1300 Euros for a ring, they're screwing you! 64 00:07:17,894 --> 00:07:19,104 Get ready to move out. 65 00:07:19,354 --> 00:07:21,648 I've got time. She's not moving in now? 66 00:07:22,524 --> 00:07:25,445 We're lunching tomorrow: If she accepts... 67 00:07:25,694 --> 00:07:27,697 - I've warned my mom. - Good. 68 00:07:27,946 --> 00:07:31,158 No, it's back to a broom closet, with an old lush! 69 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:32,827 She's your mom, be respectful. 70 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:36,706 I am, but she lives in a cesspool, drinks like a fish. 71 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,374 I liked it here. 72 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:42,212 Sorry, I'm in love. If she says yes... 73 00:07:43,253 --> 00:07:47,593 Right, she may say no. Yeah, she just might. I'm not out yet! 74 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,429 Levasseur pays 15 billion for Cosmetix 75 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,186 That's not the price of the buy-out! 76 00:07:57,436 --> 00:07:58,229 It's nonsense. 77 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:00,147 Correct it at once. 78 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,901 We agreed on 10 billion, they announce 15. 79 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,278 It may cause problems before we close. 80 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:06,987 I'll do it today, dear. 81 00:08:08,032 --> 00:08:09,534 Are you lunching at home? 82 00:08:09,784 --> 00:08:12,703 No, with the financial press. I'll fill them in. 83 00:08:14,288 --> 00:08:15,456 Have a nice day, dear. 84 00:08:16,791 --> 00:08:17,917 See you tonight. 85 00:09:02,381 --> 00:09:03,966 Thanks. Bye. 86 00:09:07,554 --> 00:09:09,305 Look, here's your boyfriend. 87 00:09:11,808 --> 00:09:14,269 Come in. Why's he staying outside? 88 00:09:14,518 --> 00:09:17,397 Don't be shy: It's a book shop, not a sex shop. 89 00:09:17,647 --> 00:09:20,192 Cut it out! See you later. 90 00:09:23,779 --> 00:09:25,240 We'll have to eat fast. 91 00:09:25,490 --> 00:09:27,367 Really? I booked in a nice place. 92 00:09:27,617 --> 00:09:31,163 Not today. I've got lots to do. Luigi's is fine. 93 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:33,080 I felt like a change. 94 00:09:38,253 --> 00:09:39,128 Here. 95 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:40,797 What is it? 96 00:09:41,298 --> 00:09:42,341 Open it. 97 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,096 Here. 98 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:50,391 - What is it? - Open it. 99 00:09:52,685 --> 00:09:55,064 - For me? - Try it on. 100 00:09:55,605 --> 00:09:57,524 - You want to marry me? - Yeah. 101 00:09:58,192 --> 00:09:58,984 Why? 102 00:09:59,610 --> 00:10:02,696 I love you. Remember, in kindergarten 103 00:10:02,904 --> 00:10:05,323 I already said: "I want to marry you." 104 00:10:07,492 --> 00:10:10,705 That was kid's stuff. We've grown up since then. 105 00:10:11,081 --> 00:10:13,750 I don't want to get married. And not to you. 106 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,962 I mean... you're like my kid brother. 107 00:10:18,797 --> 00:10:19,881 I love you. 108 00:10:20,131 --> 00:10:23,427 Stop it, we're friends, I like you a lot too. 109 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,137 Stop mooning, I don't want to hurt you. 110 00:10:28,808 --> 00:10:33,396 I've got business problems to solve. It's no time for romance. 111 00:10:33,688 --> 00:10:37,276 Starting this bookstore, means I owe a lot to the bank. 112 00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:39,611 That's enough on my plate, right? 113 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,114 - How much do you owe? - A lot! 114 00:10:42,364 --> 00:10:43,657 Can't your dad help? 115 00:10:43,907 --> 00:10:46,493 He faints on the few patients he has left! 116 00:10:46,743 --> 00:10:48,078 I'll help. What do you owe? 117 00:10:48,913 --> 00:10:50,205 32,450 Euros. 118 00:10:50,456 --> 00:10:51,456 How much? 119 00:10:51,748 --> 00:10:53,208 32,450. 120 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:56,044 How many cars to park is that? 10,000? 121 00:10:58,464 --> 00:10:59,883 For our 2-year affair? 122 00:11:00,384 --> 00:11:02,802 - 2 years? Already? - And 9 days. 123 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:06,974 Of hearing you can't divorce till your wife's less depressed. 124 00:11:07,224 --> 00:11:10,186 - You know that when she's better... - She's doing fine. 125 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,730 She's at theater openings, opera galas. 126 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:14,899 She must have the right pills. 127 00:11:15,149 --> 00:11:18,194 Wasn't easy to see you today, don't make a scene. 128 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,572 I'm not. I'm saying I'm leaving. It's over. 129 00:11:21,823 --> 00:11:24,994 Keep it. It'll make some slut very happy! 130 00:11:25,911 --> 00:11:27,038 Elena! 131 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:55,943 Listen to me... 132 00:11:56,527 --> 00:11:58,446 Let go! You're hurting me. 133 00:11:58,904 --> 00:12:00,114 Sorry. 134 00:12:00,614 --> 00:12:03,492 - What are they doing? - Dunno, but it's risky. 135 00:12:03,743 --> 00:12:06,204 Please be patient a bit longer. 136 00:12:07,038 --> 00:12:08,498 No scandals, Elena. 137 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:11,125 I'm calm, you're edgy! 138 00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:12,711 Be quiet. 139 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:20,344 - We'll work it out. - I've waited 2 years! 140 00:12:23,348 --> 00:12:23,974 Elena, wait! 141 00:12:28,853 --> 00:12:31,815 - And 3 makes 10. - Bye! 142 00:12:39,657 --> 00:12:41,200 Hi, girls! 143 00:12:41,409 --> 00:12:42,743 Hi, Pascal! 144 00:12:52,086 --> 00:12:53,046 You OK, gorgeous? 145 00:12:53,297 --> 00:12:56,216 Fine. Car and Driver and the daily, 3.80 Euros. 146 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:59,761 My next car! I'll take you for a spin. 147 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:03,808 - Bye, girls! - Bye, Pascal! 148 00:13:16,154 --> 00:13:17,280 Don't feel guilty. 149 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:20,075 That poor guy, asking you to marry him! 150 00:13:20,325 --> 00:13:21,910 I like him, and I hurt him. 151 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,581 He's nice, but he's pathetic. 152 00:13:24,831 --> 00:13:28,251 Pascal's handsome, smart, and he sells cell phones! 153 00:13:28,501 --> 00:13:31,671 That's a good business. And he's hot for you. 154 00:13:38,053 --> 00:13:39,179 So? 155 00:13:40,181 --> 00:13:42,766 What's this mess? 156 00:13:52,610 --> 00:13:55,531 Hello, Mom? It's me. I won't be home tonight. 157 00:13:56,198 --> 00:14:00,744 It's Richard, your son. He won't be home tonight. 158 00:14:01,411 --> 00:14:03,997 What do you mean: "Who, he?" Me, Richard! 159 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,044 The old lush is drunk again. 160 00:14:09,795 --> 00:14:10,504 So, tell me. 161 00:14:10,754 --> 00:14:12,047 There's nothing to tell. 162 00:14:12,423 --> 00:14:15,134 How could she turn down a guy like you! 163 00:14:15,677 --> 00:14:18,179 - Called me her kid brother. - Meaning what? 164 00:14:18,556 --> 00:14:21,350 No career, not handsome, I'm a nobody. 165 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,018 You're a fantastic guy! 166 00:14:24,269 --> 00:14:26,146 OK, maybe our job isn't so great. 167 00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:27,856 We have shitty jobs. 168 00:14:28,107 --> 00:14:29,817 What does handsome mean? 169 00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:32,653 I'm like you, I've got an interesting face. 170 00:14:32,903 --> 00:14:33,737 Shut up. 171 00:14:33,987 --> 00:14:35,488 My face isn't interesting? 172 00:14:36,907 --> 00:14:38,577 At least it has character. 173 00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:41,246 They say my ID photo's like Brad Pitt. 174 00:14:41,496 --> 00:14:45,334 Get off my back, ass-face. I'm having a hard time coping. 175 00:14:47,294 --> 00:14:48,504 And I busted the ring. 176 00:14:49,713 --> 00:14:52,507 You realize, you just called me an ass-face. 177 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,050 Quit bugging me! 178 00:14:54,302 --> 00:14:56,637 I try to comfort you, and get insulted! 179 00:14:56,888 --> 00:14:59,807 We're both ass-faces, that's why we live together! 180 00:15:00,057 --> 00:15:02,519 I'd rather live with her. Surprised? 181 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,397 You won't: No career, no looks, and you're mean! 182 00:15:05,647 --> 00:15:06,773 Ass-face yourself! 183 00:15:07,024 --> 00:15:08,066 Go to your mom's. 184 00:15:08,317 --> 00:15:10,527 I was kidding: You're cute, you're not mean... 185 00:15:10,778 --> 00:15:12,613 - Go to your mom's. - I don't have the key. 186 00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:14,532 She didn't know me on the phone! 187 00:15:15,325 --> 00:15:17,660 I need to be alone, go to your mom's. 188 00:15:19,536 --> 00:15:21,705 You'll end up alone, that's for sure. 189 00:15:26,336 --> 00:15:30,716 No decent girl will live in this dump with a bum like you. 190 00:15:32,009 --> 00:15:34,386 You'll miss your pal Richard. 191 00:15:34,636 --> 00:15:35,804 Alone like a dog. 192 00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:40,434 How are you? 193 00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,478 Fine. 194 00:15:43,604 --> 00:15:44,564 Thanks. 195 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:47,107 Levasseur flips for Elena 196 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:48,651 So? 197 00:15:49,778 --> 00:15:51,155 What's all this? 198 00:15:51,738 --> 00:15:52,907 I'm asking you! 199 00:15:55,408 --> 00:15:57,119 I don't know that girl. 200 00:15:57,661 --> 00:15:58,162 Really? 201 00:15:58,412 --> 00:15:59,580 No way! 202 00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:01,707 She's with him! 203 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:03,751 That guy, with that girl? 204 00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:07,505 She's with whoever she wants to be with. 205 00:16:07,755 --> 00:16:09,799 Why's his face blurred? 206 00:16:10,049 --> 00:16:12,094 I have no idea. 207 00:16:12,802 --> 00:16:14,347 Maybe he's a VIP. 208 00:16:14,596 --> 00:16:15,472 You think I'm stupid? 209 00:16:15,722 --> 00:16:17,891 Not at all! I'll sue those scumbags. 210 00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:19,894 I'll put my lawyers on it! 211 00:16:20,143 --> 00:16:22,856 Trust me, they won't get away with it! 212 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,945 I said any old thing... 213 00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:31,739 You were in a spot, sir. 214 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:35,159 I've thought it over: There may be a solution. 215 00:16:35,785 --> 00:16:36,369 Yes? 216 00:16:37,453 --> 00:16:39,999 We must find this guy, which can't be hard. 217 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,208 Then what? 218 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,377 We offer him some money to play along. 219 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,462 Play what? 220 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,380 I've looked at every angle. 221 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,091 Play along with what? 222 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,801 They've got to live together. 223 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:50,885 Her and him? 224 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:54,723 Are you insane? 225 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,934 I'm your lawyer: It's that or a nasty divorce. 226 00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,478 She'll never agree to it! 227 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:04,108 Put 2 million Euros in her account, and she will. 228 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,819 She's well-paid and not out for money! 229 00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:10,865 Honest women are rare in billionaire circles. 230 00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:14,452 Yes, almost as rare as honest lawyers! 231 00:17:14,995 --> 00:17:17,289 Your wife must be after this guy. 232 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:19,458 The girl's gotta help us. 233 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:31,846 Here she is. 234 00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:02,921 How will he get out of it? 235 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:08,426 For 2 years you swore you'd divorce, now I must help you avoid it? 236 00:18:08,677 --> 00:18:11,388 I'm in deep shit. Only you can help me. 237 00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:13,516 Right, to keep your wife. 238 00:18:13,765 --> 00:18:15,643 And go live with a stranger. 239 00:18:17,145 --> 00:18:20,983 My wife's a majority shareholder in the companies I run. 240 00:18:21,315 --> 00:18:22,942 Damn that, I want one thing. 241 00:18:23,193 --> 00:18:24,278 What? 242 00:18:24,695 --> 00:18:26,613 A good reason to accept this absurdity. 243 00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:28,490 Loving me a little is one. 244 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,577 Can you think of any others? 245 00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,662 I need a month to neutralize her. 246 00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:37,124 With some financial maneuvers that'll get me out of this. 247 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:40,503 In a month I'll divorce: We'll start a new life! 248 00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:42,297 I trust you. 249 00:18:42,881 --> 00:18:45,174 I knew I could count on you, darling! 250 00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:50,055 Not so fast. I'll show you how much I trust you. 251 00:18:50,306 --> 00:18:52,474 Put 10 million Euros in a bank for me 252 00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,101 in a tax-haven. 253 00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:55,728 10 million? 254 00:18:57,563 --> 00:18:59,356 No, 20 million. 255 00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:02,067 It takes a big sum to make this fun. 256 00:19:02,318 --> 00:19:06,490 I told my lawyer you weren't after money. Sorry I was wrong. 257 00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:08,408 You weren't. It's a deposit. 258 00:19:08,659 --> 00:19:10,869 Divorce in a month, you get it all back. 259 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:15,583 If you don't, I'll consider I got paid for a job. 260 00:19:15,832 --> 00:19:17,542 20 million? That's insane! 261 00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:21,464 It's nothing, if you're so sure you'll divorce. 262 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,651 Thanks. 263 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:48,951 I'll park it, sir. 264 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:52,205 Drive, I have to talk to you. 265 00:19:59,296 --> 00:20:02,341 - There's our lot. - Go ahead, park. 266 00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:16,439 - You're Francois Pignon? - That's right. 267 00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:20,194 I'm a lawyer with a client who needs your help. 268 00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:21,696 My help? 269 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,533 All this must stay strictly confidential. 270 00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:29,579 You must put a woman up at your place for a while. 271 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:30,956 A woman? 272 00:20:31,205 --> 00:20:33,208 Yes, and pretend to be a couple. 273 00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,586 Sorry, I don't quite follow you. 274 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,171 It's simple. A woman will live with you: 275 00:20:39,423 --> 00:20:41,382 People must think she's your girlfriend. 276 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,177 Who is she? 277 00:20:44,554 --> 00:20:48,182 She's a... how can I put it? Let's say a supermodel. 278 00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:49,558 - A supermodel? - Right... 279 00:20:49,809 --> 00:20:52,270 Quite well known... very well known. 280 00:20:52,645 --> 00:20:55,231 - Who'll live with me? - For a few days. 281 00:20:56,024 --> 00:20:57,275 How much must I pay? 282 00:20:57,817 --> 00:20:59,110 No, we pay you. 283 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:01,446 To live with a supermodel? 284 00:21:01,697 --> 00:21:03,448 Name your price. 285 00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:06,995 You're putting me on? 286 00:21:07,536 --> 00:21:09,247 No, it's a serious matter. 287 00:21:11,165 --> 00:21:12,583 Where's the camera? 288 00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:14,084 What? 289 00:21:14,335 --> 00:21:16,129 The camera, where is it? 290 00:21:17,422 --> 00:21:20,342 You sure had me going. You got me! 291 00:21:20,759 --> 00:21:21,635 And I... 292 00:21:22,093 --> 00:21:27,098 Mr Pignon, this is very serious and very urgent. 293 00:21:28,183 --> 00:21:28,850 Well? 294 00:21:29,601 --> 00:21:31,812 He agreed. He didn't get it, but agreed. 295 00:21:32,063 --> 00:21:34,857 - How much does he want? - 32,450 Euros. 296 00:21:36,484 --> 00:21:38,819 The exactness of the sum surprised me, too. 297 00:21:39,071 --> 00:21:42,407 32,450 Euros. Not a penny more or less! 298 00:21:42,698 --> 00:21:44,326 How did she react? 299 00:21:49,081 --> 00:21:50,164 She'll cost more. 300 00:21:50,582 --> 00:21:51,333 How much? 301 00:21:52,334 --> 00:21:53,585 ...million Euros. 302 00:21:54,545 --> 00:21:55,171 What? 303 00:21:55,672 --> 00:21:57,423 20 million Euros! 304 00:22:00,094 --> 00:22:01,469 - Is this a joke? - Not at all. 305 00:22:01,719 --> 00:22:04,222 I swore I'd divorce: She didn't believe me. 306 00:22:04,847 --> 00:22:06,100 I can see why. 307 00:22:06,641 --> 00:22:07,643 Spare me your quips. 308 00:22:08,643 --> 00:22:11,062 Sorry. You said she wasn't after money. 309 00:22:11,313 --> 00:22:14,023 It's a deposit. I get it back when I divorce. 310 00:22:14,941 --> 00:22:16,485 That's blackmail. 311 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,869 I love her, and I'm completely cornered. 312 00:22:42,305 --> 00:22:43,682 - Mr Pignon? - Yes. 313 00:22:43,973 --> 00:22:45,516 I'm Christine Levasseur. 314 00:22:45,767 --> 00:22:48,854 May I ask you a few questions? Can I come in? 315 00:22:49,104 --> 00:22:49,688 Please do. 316 00:22:56,570 --> 00:22:58,406 You seen this picture? 317 00:22:58,697 --> 00:22:59,908 Was that the door, hon? 318 00:23:01,992 --> 00:23:02,952 Ma'am. 319 00:23:31,065 --> 00:23:31,774 Hello? 320 00:23:32,025 --> 00:23:33,569 They beat you to it. 321 00:23:33,818 --> 00:23:37,573 I couldn't be faster. I found him in 24-hours. 322 00:23:37,822 --> 00:23:39,700 I just left his place: She was there. 323 00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:41,369 Maybe they are an item. 324 00:23:44,372 --> 00:23:46,915 We can't rule it out completely. 325 00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:51,045 Watch them day and night. We'll soon find out. 326 00:24:02,516 --> 00:24:03,267 Hello? 327 00:24:03,601 --> 00:24:05,979 She's hired Berman. Ex-cop, now private. 328 00:24:06,228 --> 00:24:08,189 The green Renault behind you. 329 00:24:09,691 --> 00:24:12,151 Take Baume Avenue and park by number 42. 330 00:24:23,789 --> 00:24:26,208 A car's waiting for you in the yard. 331 00:24:26,668 --> 00:24:27,585 A black Audi. 332 00:24:34,008 --> 00:24:37,595 Take the back exit into a street behind the building. 333 00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:19,474 It's a friend's house, you'll be fine here. 334 00:25:19,724 --> 00:25:20,975 Sit down. 335 00:25:21,851 --> 00:25:25,730 The bank data: You have 20 million Euros in this account. 336 00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:29,901 Admit that it's a tidy sum. 337 00:25:30,151 --> 00:25:33,280 Less than the cost of a divorce. Ten times less? 338 00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:36,951 I'll need a signature. 339 00:25:37,701 --> 00:25:39,996 So he gets the money back if he divorces. 340 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:45,543 Love is beautiful! 341 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,840 Let's recap... 342 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,721 Be seen everywhere with this man: 343 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:59,685 Convince those watching you that you're a real couple. 344 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:02,228 Yes? 345 00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:04,940 Right away. 346 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,942 He's here. 347 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:08,985 I'll leave you. 348 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,785 Sorry, darling. I'm a bit late. 349 00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,912 I'm so happy to see you. 350 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:22,124 It's all done, money's been transferred. 351 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:25,004 An accounting headache, but I'll skip that. 352 00:26:25,211 --> 00:26:28,632 Let's chitchat. How's the divorce coming along? 353 00:26:30,049 --> 00:26:32,844 Elena, be nice to me. Things aren't easy. 354 00:26:33,095 --> 00:26:34,722 Because of your wife? 355 00:26:35,389 --> 00:26:37,224 No, because of you. 356 00:26:37,473 --> 00:26:40,227 I feel guilty about what you're going through. 357 00:26:40,476 --> 00:26:44,648 Living with that pathetic guy must be dreadful. 358 00:26:45,524 --> 00:26:47,694 Not really. In fact, it's quite fun. 359 00:26:47,986 --> 00:26:51,073 The apartment is barely livable, but the guy is cute. 360 00:26:51,364 --> 00:26:54,284 Cute? Are we talking about the same guy? 361 00:26:54,701 --> 00:26:56,912 He has lovely eyes, and he makes me laugh. 362 00:26:57,454 --> 00:27:00,665 It's sweet of you to try and reassure me, 363 00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:04,128 but it's hard on you. Thank you for playing along. 364 00:27:04,377 --> 00:27:07,089 You know me. I can't be with two men at once. 365 00:27:07,339 --> 00:27:08,131 That's not funny. 366 00:27:08,382 --> 00:27:11,470 You made me live with another man. I do my best. 367 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,764 Cooking, the dishes, the laundry... 368 00:27:14,056 --> 00:27:14,765 Not funny! 369 00:27:15,098 --> 00:27:17,434 Your lawyer said we must be seen together, 370 00:27:17,684 --> 00:27:20,562 and look like a real couple. 371 00:27:20,854 --> 00:27:23,565 I love you. Soon we'll be together forever. 372 00:27:24,108 --> 00:27:27,779 Gotta go. I can't keep him waiting, we have a lunch date. 373 00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:39,875 Don't sulk. I kicked you out because I was low. 374 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,419 Miss me? See, you're alone like a dog! 375 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:43,963 I'm not alone. 376 00:27:44,213 --> 00:27:47,841 Sure! The neighbors complain of your all night parties, 377 00:27:48,092 --> 00:27:50,511 and chicks shrieking in ecstasy. 378 00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:59,812 Don't park it, I'll be fast. Is Francois here? 379 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,191 Francois? 380 00:28:22,628 --> 00:28:23,964 Hi, honey! 381 00:28:26,466 --> 00:28:27,802 Is our lunch on? 382 00:28:28,176 --> 00:28:30,221 No, I'm busy, stop by later. 383 00:28:45,194 --> 00:28:46,946 Thanks. Bye. 384 00:28:56,917 --> 00:28:58,125 Bye... 385 00:29:04,716 --> 00:29:06,843 - Friend of yours? - Yeah. 386 00:29:12,223 --> 00:29:13,977 Known her long? 387 00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:16,395 No. We're living together. 388 00:29:18,856 --> 00:29:21,025 - There were photographers. - Really? 389 00:29:21,275 --> 00:29:23,486 That's why I kissed you. 390 00:29:24,987 --> 00:29:25,989 What's so funny? 391 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,200 The other valet, you killed him! 392 00:29:28,450 --> 00:29:29,034 Why? 393 00:29:29,284 --> 00:29:31,286 He says I'm hopeless with women. 394 00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:33,789 Why would he say that? He's crazy! 395 00:29:33,996 --> 00:29:36,625 He doesn't believe in my powers of seduction. 396 00:29:36,917 --> 00:29:38,378 I don't either. 397 00:29:41,506 --> 00:29:43,007 Where do you usually lunch? 398 00:29:43,258 --> 00:29:44,968 At Luigi's, an Italian place. 399 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:48,389 - I keep going straight? - No, not Luigi's. Elsewhere. 400 00:29:48,638 --> 00:29:51,266 If you're a regular, let's be seen there. 401 00:29:51,517 --> 00:29:54,687 Not at Luigi's. There's other places. 402 00:29:56,730 --> 00:29:57,398 Is it good? 403 00:29:58,022 --> 00:29:59,357 You read it, Mr Herve. 404 00:29:59,608 --> 00:30:01,360 I did? 405 00:30:01,694 --> 00:30:04,823 You bought it last month and read it in one go! 406 00:30:05,489 --> 00:30:09,202 I don't recall it! Yet I still have all my marbles. 407 00:30:09,411 --> 00:30:12,414 Then... give me a lamb chop. 408 00:30:13,999 --> 00:30:17,252 The butcher's next door, this is the bookstore. 409 00:30:21,756 --> 00:30:23,425 This way, Mr Herve. 410 00:30:26,178 --> 00:30:28,223 You could've sold it to him twice. 411 00:30:32,728 --> 00:30:33,562 It's not him. 412 00:30:33,812 --> 00:30:36,023 - He won't come back. - Just as well! 413 00:30:36,607 --> 00:30:38,275 I had a voice mail from him. 414 00:30:38,525 --> 00:30:40,611 Said he had funds to cover my debt. 415 00:30:41,278 --> 00:30:42,070 Nonsense. 416 00:30:42,904 --> 00:30:44,448 - I didn't call back. - Good. 417 00:30:44,698 --> 00:30:48,201 He's bluffing. He can't find that kind of money! 418 00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:56,294 Isn't that amazing? 419 00:30:56,545 --> 00:30:59,757 You can pick another ring tone. It has 40! For you! 420 00:31:00,173 --> 00:31:01,967 That's sweet, but I can't accept. 421 00:31:02,217 --> 00:31:04,303 Yes, you can! Look how cool this one is. 422 00:31:04,553 --> 00:31:07,139 - How many functions? - 100! One's for scuba diving! 423 00:31:07,389 --> 00:31:07,932 Wow! 424 00:31:08,182 --> 00:31:10,309 It's yours. Have lunch with me! 425 00:31:14,313 --> 00:31:15,607 OK, but a quick one. 426 00:31:15,857 --> 00:31:18,026 We'll be at Luigi's. I'll be back soon. 427 00:31:18,652 --> 00:31:22,238 No, not Luigi's. Let's go elsewhere. 428 00:31:27,869 --> 00:31:31,165 She's amazing. Takes guts to kiss a guy like that. 429 00:31:31,415 --> 00:31:33,792 - Yes, she's giving it her all. - Fuck you! 430 00:31:34,043 --> 00:31:36,963 - Beg your pardon? - Nothing, I'm sorry. 431 00:31:37,755 --> 00:31:38,756 Yes? 432 00:31:39,675 --> 00:31:42,929 - Don't forget the meeting in Lille. - Right, Lille. 433 00:31:43,178 --> 00:31:46,766 Being booed by 800 striking workers. Just what I need! 434 00:31:47,015 --> 00:31:48,851 - When do I leave? - Helicopter's ready, sir. 435 00:31:49,476 --> 00:31:50,269 I'm off. 436 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,398 Watch them day and night. Got that? 437 00:32:01,405 --> 00:32:02,990 Everybody's watching us! 438 00:32:03,575 --> 00:32:05,661 Why would you be with me? 439 00:32:05,911 --> 00:32:08,622 Let's up the ante: Put your arm around me. 440 00:32:08,872 --> 00:32:10,666 I'll rest my head on your shoulder. 441 00:32:10,916 --> 00:32:12,127 Don't, they'll lynch me! 442 00:32:12,376 --> 00:32:13,877 Put down your fork. 443 00:32:15,588 --> 00:32:16,839 See the green Renault? 444 00:32:17,089 --> 00:32:19,009 A guy's taking pictures of us. 445 00:32:20,759 --> 00:32:23,846 Relax! We're supposed to be in love. 446 00:32:26,056 --> 00:32:29,729 It's like when I park a great car: Perfect, but not mine. 447 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,816 Hurry! 448 00:32:34,734 --> 00:32:36,402 - Let's try this one. - OK. 449 00:32:39,322 --> 00:32:41,490 - That girl's a supermodel! - What? 450 00:32:41,741 --> 00:32:44,452 She's everywhere, she's totally famous. 451 00:32:54,797 --> 00:32:55,297 How are you? 452 00:32:55,548 --> 00:32:57,091 Fine, and you? 453 00:32:57,300 --> 00:32:58,593 OK. You dropped Luigi's? 454 00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:01,804 - I wanted a change. - Me, too. 455 00:33:02,055 --> 00:33:04,389 - Pascal Bouliveau. - Francois Pignon. 456 00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:10,730 My kid brother has your picture on every wall! 457 00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:12,733 - Coming? - On my way. 458 00:33:12,941 --> 00:33:16,404 If you need a cell phone, I'll make you a deal. 459 00:33:17,322 --> 00:33:19,156 For you, too. See you. 460 00:33:19,616 --> 00:33:20,909 Enjoy your meal! 461 00:33:25,162 --> 00:33:27,332 Your buddy's doing OK! 462 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,501 Let's hurry, I'm rushed. 463 00:33:30,752 --> 00:33:32,671 - What does he do? - Parking valet. 464 00:33:32,921 --> 00:33:34,673 He found a nice chassis! 465 00:33:37,008 --> 00:33:38,301 What do you want to eat? 466 00:33:39,552 --> 00:33:42,473 Sorry, I forgot to turn it off. 467 00:33:43,057 --> 00:33:44,977 You can have that ring tone, too. 468 00:33:45,226 --> 00:33:46,852 Two salads! 469 00:33:47,104 --> 00:33:49,439 - Let's look at the menu... - No! 470 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,858 OK, two salads. 471 00:33:54,611 --> 00:33:56,571 I know you have money problems. 472 00:33:58,490 --> 00:34:02,119 Why did you start a bookstore? It's a shaky business. 473 00:34:02,369 --> 00:34:03,912 I like books. 474 00:34:04,246 --> 00:34:06,249 Sure, but I'm talking business. 475 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,501 My line is more interesting. 476 00:34:08,752 --> 00:34:09,586 Maybe. 477 00:34:09,836 --> 00:34:12,964 Look how many people walk around with a cell phone. 478 00:34:13,257 --> 00:34:15,676 How many walk around reading a book? 479 00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:20,973 Must we stay glued all the time? 480 00:34:21,222 --> 00:34:22,849 Your friends are watching us. 481 00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:25,644 No, I must go. I got work to do! 482 00:34:25,893 --> 00:34:28,063 Alright then, let's go. 483 00:34:37,241 --> 00:34:38,992 OK, he's gone. 484 00:34:42,287 --> 00:34:43,247 What sign is she? 485 00:34:43,496 --> 00:34:45,165 - Who? - You. 486 00:34:45,874 --> 00:34:47,001 Why say "She"? 487 00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:48,335 Manner of speech. 488 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:50,212 Sorry, "she" finds that lame. 489 00:34:51,212 --> 00:34:52,965 And I find you a bit uptight. 490 00:34:53,423 --> 00:34:54,760 - Taurus. - What? 491 00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:56,219 You asked for my sign! 492 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,639 I figured Sagittarius. Funny, huh? 493 00:34:58,889 --> 00:34:59,723 Hysterical. 494 00:35:00,182 --> 00:35:01,934 - Give me your hand. - What for? 495 00:35:02,184 --> 00:35:03,977 Come on. Just for a second. 496 00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:09,942 What a heart line... 497 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,235 Luck line's good, too... 498 00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:14,237 Cut it out, you're no expert. 499 00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:17,784 If it's fleshy, it means you're sexy. And you're... 500 00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:29,588 The guy left. 501 00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:31,800 I saw another, over there! 502 00:36:15,846 --> 00:36:17,432 Get to work! 503 00:36:22,312 --> 00:36:27,066 Romeo, spare us your babes during working hours, it's disrupting. 504 00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,283 - You're kidding me, right! - No. 505 00:36:34,533 --> 00:36:36,827 - That girl? With Pignon? - Yes. 506 00:36:37,078 --> 00:36:39,956 It's Elena Simonsen, the best paid supermodel! 507 00:36:40,205 --> 00:36:43,168 Then Pignon's got the best paid supermodel. 508 00:36:43,542 --> 00:36:45,836 She's crazy! Why's she with that bozo? 509 00:36:46,462 --> 00:36:47,589 I don't care. 510 00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:49,758 The bastard! Wants to marry you... 511 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,759 I said, drop it! 512 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:56,223 Wait, there must be a reason. 513 00:36:56,474 --> 00:36:59,018 Maybe she saw him in a Ferrari, 514 00:36:59,226 --> 00:37:01,520 and doesn't know he's a valet. 515 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,650 No, takes more than wheels to get her! 516 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:08,528 Give me a break, drop it! 517 00:37:09,779 --> 00:37:13,491 She can have any man, and picks Pignon? What's next? 518 00:37:22,459 --> 00:37:24,963 It's Mom. About Dad's birthday: 519 00:37:25,213 --> 00:37:27,423 We'll eat early, around 7PM, 520 00:37:27,674 --> 00:37:30,510 as the doctor's coming. He tires fast. 521 00:37:30,761 --> 00:37:32,595 Big kiss. 522 00:37:32,845 --> 00:37:34,305 See you Sunday. 523 00:37:59,291 --> 00:38:01,460 - Hi! - There are people opposite. 524 00:38:01,710 --> 00:38:04,045 It's a vacant building. But I saw a light. 525 00:38:04,296 --> 00:38:06,007 Don't look. We'll seem suspicious. 526 00:38:06,256 --> 00:38:07,716 They gonna spy for long? 527 00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:10,762 I hope not. Pretend we're a normal couple. 528 00:38:11,012 --> 00:38:12,638 What would we be doing? 529 00:38:12,889 --> 00:38:15,641 You watch TV, I'll go in the kitchen. 530 00:38:15,892 --> 00:38:19,521 A guy who comes home to you and watches TV isn't normal! 531 00:38:23,775 --> 00:38:25,152 - What is it? - Nothing! 532 00:38:25,402 --> 00:38:28,822 - You were moody all afternoon. - I'm in a fine mood! 533 00:38:29,406 --> 00:38:30,700 It's the girl at the restaurant. 534 00:38:32,075 --> 00:38:35,164 Your eyes never left her. Women notice that. 535 00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:37,874 That kiss wasn't for the photographers. 536 00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:42,838 Sorry if I'm nosey. Maybe I can help with her. 537 00:38:45,007 --> 00:38:46,883 - Expecting anyone? - No. 538 00:38:48,844 --> 00:38:50,596 - Who is it? - Richard. 539 00:38:51,263 --> 00:38:52,139 He works with me. 540 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,850 And thinks you're no Romeo? 541 00:39:02,525 --> 00:39:03,653 Forgot my Play Station. 542 00:39:03,902 --> 00:39:06,404 I'd have brought it to work. 543 00:39:11,493 --> 00:39:12,745 - Is that her? - Yes. 544 00:39:12,994 --> 00:39:14,621 - You really live with her? - Sure. 545 00:39:14,872 --> 00:39:15,790 - Why? - Why what? 546 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,291 Why would she... 547 00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:18,458 Hi! 548 00:39:18,793 --> 00:39:21,546 We met at the restaurant. Remember? The Porsche. 549 00:39:21,922 --> 00:39:23,382 Introduce us, hon. 550 00:39:23,632 --> 00:39:24,925 Richard... 551 00:39:25,342 --> 00:39:26,468 Elena. 552 00:39:26,843 --> 00:39:28,553 A drink, Richard? 553 00:39:30,515 --> 00:39:31,765 How about a beer? 554 00:39:35,602 --> 00:39:36,479 She's not bad. 555 00:39:36,812 --> 00:39:37,938 Quite nice. 556 00:39:40,274 --> 00:39:43,026 Nice? That chick's a knockout! 557 00:39:43,278 --> 00:39:46,906 Don't tell me you're doing her! Don't tell me! 558 00:39:47,116 --> 00:39:47,783 OK, I won't. 559 00:39:48,033 --> 00:39:50,786 Yes, tell me, dammit! Tell me you are! 560 00:39:51,036 --> 00:39:53,080 - Calm down. - Yeah, I gotta. 561 00:39:54,039 --> 00:39:56,166 OK, I'm calming down... 562 00:39:56,710 --> 00:39:59,420 He's doing her! Bastard's doing her, I know it! 563 00:39:59,628 --> 00:40:01,965 You need a cold shower. 564 00:40:02,381 --> 00:40:04,800 No, I'm OK, I'm fine... 565 00:40:06,093 --> 00:40:07,304 How'd you meet? 566 00:40:07,553 --> 00:40:10,182 On the street. He was alone and sad. 567 00:40:10,433 --> 00:40:13,311 I never do it, but I went up to him. 568 00:40:13,727 --> 00:40:16,647 Yes. I just said: "Out for a stroll?" 569 00:40:16,897 --> 00:40:18,774 Not very original. 570 00:40:19,024 --> 00:40:20,901 He said: "Don't bug me, lady." 571 00:40:21,610 --> 00:40:22,403 You said that? 572 00:40:24,238 --> 00:40:26,240 OK, what would you have said? 573 00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:27,950 Me? Plenty! 574 00:40:28,201 --> 00:40:29,994 You're a pushover, he isn't. 575 00:40:30,244 --> 00:40:33,540 I took a risk. Right, hon? But it was worth it. 576 00:40:33,789 --> 00:40:35,334 The bottle opener! 577 00:40:38,588 --> 00:40:40,214 - She's cool. - Yes. 578 00:40:40,465 --> 00:40:42,467 You told her not to bug you? You gay? 579 00:40:42,717 --> 00:40:43,885 Get off my back! 580 00:40:44,135 --> 00:40:47,180 I treat women my way, and I'm doing OK. 581 00:40:47,512 --> 00:40:48,640 Here! 582 00:40:49,432 --> 00:40:51,434 Hope it's cold enough. 583 00:40:51,934 --> 00:40:55,396 No, I'm going home. I gotta go... 584 00:40:56,230 --> 00:40:58,274 You don't have time for a beer? 585 00:40:59,193 --> 00:41:02,905 No, my mom's waiting for me. I live with her now. 586 00:41:03,448 --> 00:41:04,365 Your Play Station! 587 00:41:05,282 --> 00:41:06,951 Oh, yeah... Thanks. 588 00:41:13,333 --> 00:41:15,377 Guess I went overboard. 589 00:41:15,835 --> 00:41:17,671 - That wasn't nice. - Why not? 590 00:41:17,921 --> 00:41:20,256 That's my life. You upset it, then split. 591 00:41:20,507 --> 00:41:22,969 I get to pick up the pieces. 592 00:41:26,389 --> 00:41:27,307 I'm sorry. 593 00:41:27,556 --> 00:41:29,225 I shouldn't have agreed to this. 594 00:41:29,476 --> 00:41:31,812 I did it for the money, it was dumb. 595 00:41:34,397 --> 00:41:36,691 Did I upset the girl at Luigi's? 596 00:41:37,985 --> 00:41:40,611 They held hands, so I kissed you. I blew it! 597 00:41:41,113 --> 00:41:42,197 You love her? 598 00:41:44,157 --> 00:41:45,283 You think it's funny? 599 00:41:45,534 --> 00:41:48,538 I feared you'd be a creep who pawed me. 600 00:41:48,788 --> 00:41:50,623 You're nice and in love. 601 00:41:50,957 --> 00:41:55,044 I asked her to marry me, next I'm kissing an impossible thing. 602 00:41:55,671 --> 00:41:57,797 - I'm the impossible thing? - Yeah... 603 00:41:58,423 --> 00:42:00,091 You're not part of my world. 604 00:42:00,342 --> 00:42:03,971 OK, but I know life. You didn't blow it. 605 00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:05,597 She was with a guy, too. 606 00:42:05,972 --> 00:42:08,182 - Looked like a jerk. - He was with her. 607 00:42:08,434 --> 00:42:10,602 Like you and me. She'll call back. 608 00:42:11,937 --> 00:42:14,691 She didn't when I said I had money for her. 609 00:42:14,941 --> 00:42:18,153 She's a woman, and saw us together. She'll call! 610 00:42:23,992 --> 00:42:25,661 Pick it up. 611 00:42:27,662 --> 00:42:28,538 Hello? 612 00:42:28,997 --> 00:42:31,667 Foix here. Sorry to bother you so late. 613 00:42:31,875 --> 00:42:34,003 It's that asshole lawyer. 614 00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:36,298 - I'm listening. - Elena has 615 00:42:36,547 --> 00:42:39,468 a runway show tomorrow. You should attend. 616 00:42:39,717 --> 00:42:42,262 - He wants me at your show tomorrow. - Why not? 617 00:42:42,512 --> 00:42:43,555 He pisses me off! 618 00:42:43,805 --> 00:42:44,348 OK. 619 00:42:44,598 --> 00:42:46,850 All those photographers could be useful. 620 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,518 You have proper attire? 621 00:42:48,769 --> 00:42:50,979 I'm not criticizing your clothes, 622 00:42:51,229 --> 00:42:54,399 but elegance will make you more credible with Elena. 623 00:42:54,650 --> 00:42:57,820 We can have clothes delivered, so you'll look your best. 624 00:42:58,236 --> 00:43:01,240 I'm fine as I am. Keep your clothes. Bye! 625 00:43:01,991 --> 00:43:03,994 Now he wants to dress me up! 626 00:43:04,202 --> 00:43:05,662 I hung up on him. 627 00:43:06,621 --> 00:43:07,330 Hello! 628 00:43:07,581 --> 00:43:08,290 It's Emilie. 629 00:43:09,959 --> 00:43:11,876 Keep your money, and don't call again! 630 00:43:13,212 --> 00:43:14,879 Let's meet, we gotta talk. 631 00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:17,216 What's left to talk about? 632 00:43:18,133 --> 00:43:20,719 It's a long story, I can't explain now... 633 00:43:21,303 --> 00:43:23,847 Don't bother, after what I saw. Good-bye. 634 00:43:24,223 --> 00:43:25,601 Hello? 635 00:43:30,522 --> 00:43:31,399 She hung up. 636 00:43:31,815 --> 00:43:33,275 She'll call back. 637 00:43:35,319 --> 00:43:36,904 She never wants to see me again. 638 00:43:37,153 --> 00:43:40,741 I said she'd call. Now I say she'll call again. 639 00:43:42,994 --> 00:43:44,662 - You don't have curtains? - What? 640 00:43:44,870 --> 00:43:47,206 - That's a problem. - Why? 641 00:43:47,456 --> 00:43:49,167 We'll have to sleep together. 642 00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:51,962 You on the couch, and me in the bed looks odd. 643 00:43:52,170 --> 00:43:53,214 My bed's tiny. 644 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:55,466 If you'd bought curtains... 645 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:58,260 That building was empty. Curtains cost money! 646 00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:00,930 It'll be a tight squeeze tonight. 647 00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:21,452 Levasseur's a liar! 648 00:44:21,702 --> 00:44:24,288 You hear them, sir? 649 00:44:24,539 --> 00:44:27,124 They're shouting what we all feel. 650 00:44:27,374 --> 00:44:29,753 Management broke all its promises, 651 00:44:30,419 --> 00:44:32,339 regarding salaries, lay-offs 652 00:44:32,588 --> 00:44:34,214 or, even worse, 653 00:44:34,466 --> 00:44:36,635 possible outsourcing. 654 00:44:38,554 --> 00:44:42,975 Sorry to interrupt the meeting. An urgent phone call. 655 00:44:49,815 --> 00:44:50,691 Hello? 656 00:44:51,359 --> 00:44:53,028 I can see them in bed. 657 00:44:53,986 --> 00:44:56,656 Not in the same bed? 658 00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,450 Others are watching, so it's better. 659 00:45:01,619 --> 00:45:03,205 Yes, it's better. 660 00:45:03,581 --> 00:45:05,416 - What are they doing? - Sorry? 661 00:45:05,667 --> 00:45:07,210 In the bed, what are they doing? 662 00:45:07,585 --> 00:45:10,630 Nothing yet, but they just tucked in. 663 00:45:12,381 --> 00:45:13,841 Talk to you later. 664 00:45:23,644 --> 00:45:25,396 Forgive me. 665 00:45:32,403 --> 00:45:34,364 - Where were we? - Nowhere, sir. 666 00:45:34,780 --> 00:45:39,369 My colleague was frank. You can tell how disastrous it is. 667 00:45:39,619 --> 00:45:44,040 Closing this factory will upset hundreds of lives, 668 00:45:44,290 --> 00:45:46,751 a human drama I needn't describe. 669 00:45:47,043 --> 00:45:49,379 Think it over, sir. 670 00:45:51,215 --> 00:45:53,760 I'm thinking... 671 00:45:54,469 --> 00:45:56,680 It's very painful, 672 00:45:58,098 --> 00:46:00,392 a very painful situation. 673 00:46:06,732 --> 00:46:08,482 Is there a subway close by? 674 00:46:08,734 --> 00:46:10,777 - No, why? - Everything's shaking. 675 00:46:11,028 --> 00:46:12,654 That's just me. 676 00:46:13,530 --> 00:46:14,991 My nerves. 677 00:46:15,658 --> 00:46:18,161 - Where do you usually live? - On the Left Bank. 678 00:46:18,411 --> 00:46:21,080 - Better than here, I bet. - It's a nice place. 679 00:46:21,332 --> 00:46:23,082 Can't I come live with you? 680 00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:24,709 I'd rather not. 681 00:46:24,959 --> 00:46:26,837 I won't ask why, you must know. 682 00:46:27,086 --> 00:46:29,172 No one can spy on me there. 683 00:46:29,465 --> 00:46:31,591 - Wouldn't that be better? - No. 684 00:46:31,842 --> 00:46:34,345 - You like being spied on? - Yes. 685 00:46:34,762 --> 00:46:37,848 I don't get it. I haven't since day one. 686 00:46:38,098 --> 00:46:40,769 You must have figured out a thing or two. 687 00:46:41,019 --> 00:46:43,229 A guy too rich paid me to sleep 688 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,774 with a girl too pretty, in a bed too small. 689 00:46:46,025 --> 00:46:48,485 We're being spied on, but I don't know by whom. 690 00:46:48,735 --> 00:46:49,611 The guy too rich. 691 00:46:50,070 --> 00:46:51,238 He can see us now? 692 00:46:51,488 --> 00:46:54,283 His flunky can, with a camera and binoculars. 693 00:46:55,743 --> 00:46:58,287 Life's complex for pretty people with dough. 694 00:46:58,746 --> 00:47:02,332 No, it's simple. Like yours with Emilie: 695 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:06,672 You're unhappy, she's unhappy, so's the rich guy and so am I. 696 00:47:07,381 --> 00:47:09,091 How cheerful! 697 00:47:09,341 --> 00:47:11,677 Never fall for a married man. 698 00:47:12,260 --> 00:47:14,680 On that score, I'm safe. 699 00:47:19,518 --> 00:47:21,145 You still love him? 700 00:47:24,564 --> 00:47:26,316 We're quite a pair! 701 00:47:27,776 --> 00:47:30,155 It's late, let's get some sleep. 702 00:47:31,406 --> 00:47:33,909 I want to call her. But she won't answer. 703 00:47:34,159 --> 00:47:35,911 Yes she will, call her. 704 00:47:36,203 --> 00:47:37,997 Now I know: I'm nothing to her. 705 00:47:38,287 --> 00:47:41,959 She's right, I sleep with a supermodel to make ends meet. 706 00:47:42,209 --> 00:47:43,252 That's rough. 707 00:47:43,502 --> 00:47:44,920 With you, it's not so bad... 708 00:47:45,337 --> 00:47:47,631 Poor guy! On supermodel duty! 709 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:48,883 Making fun of me? 710 00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:51,552 Yes. Call her. 711 00:47:51,928 --> 00:47:53,221 I don't dare. 712 00:48:02,897 --> 00:48:04,942 Emilie? It's Pascal, am I intruding? 713 00:48:05,191 --> 00:48:06,319 Know what time it is? 714 00:48:06,569 --> 00:48:08,487 Sorry, I'm at the store, doing the books. 715 00:48:08,738 --> 00:48:10,364 Didn't see the time go by. 716 00:48:10,614 --> 00:48:12,700 I loved our lunch together. 717 00:48:13,743 --> 00:48:14,785 - Hello? - Yes, I'm here. 718 00:48:15,037 --> 00:48:16,830 Let's do it again soon. 719 00:48:17,039 --> 00:48:18,958 You call me at 11 PM for that? 720 00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:23,170 No, I had a great idea, and wanted to tell you at once. 721 00:48:23,421 --> 00:48:26,757 Ask your friend to come by my store with his girl. 722 00:48:27,008 --> 00:48:30,386 We'll take some photos to put in the window. 723 00:48:30,970 --> 00:48:32,054 Hello? 724 00:48:32,305 --> 00:48:35,600 He's not my friend! Screw his girl and your window! 725 00:48:35,850 --> 00:48:38,561 I'm sick of all this. I'm not interested! 726 00:49:00,669 --> 00:49:01,920 Emilie... 727 00:49:02,753 --> 00:49:04,923 It's not Emilie... 728 00:49:06,217 --> 00:49:08,969 - It's not? - No, it's not. 729 00:49:09,762 --> 00:49:11,222 Oh, it's you. 730 00:49:11,514 --> 00:49:14,935 Sorry about that. Mind letting go of my breast? 731 00:49:15,351 --> 00:49:16,436 Sorry. 732 00:49:19,689 --> 00:49:22,526 - I was dreaming, I'm sorry. - No big deal. 733 00:49:23,110 --> 00:49:24,611 She was snuggled against me... 734 00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:26,905 I figured that out. 735 00:49:27,656 --> 00:49:30,076 Her skin was so soft. But it wasn't hers. 736 00:49:30,326 --> 00:49:34,246 I'm sure hers is soft, too. Turn around. 737 00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:35,915 Right. 738 00:49:39,293 --> 00:49:40,962 I'm not used to someone in my bed. 739 00:49:41,212 --> 00:49:44,340 My buddy Richard, a few times before we got the couch. 740 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:47,593 But it wasn't like sleeping with you. 741 00:49:47,845 --> 00:49:50,806 If it'll calm you down, pretend I'm him. 742 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,185 True, that calms me down fast. 743 00:50:34,811 --> 00:50:36,563 We can't show him that. 744 00:50:37,647 --> 00:50:39,941 You can see he's fondling her breast. 745 00:50:40,567 --> 00:50:41,276 Why? 746 00:50:41,526 --> 00:50:43,947 There's a street lamp by the window... 747 00:50:44,197 --> 00:50:46,200 No, why'd she let him touch her? 748 00:50:46,574 --> 00:50:47,660 Don't know. 749 00:50:47,910 --> 00:50:49,953 I sat on an old crate all night, 750 00:50:50,204 --> 00:50:53,456 in a crumbling building. What do I know? 751 00:50:54,041 --> 00:50:57,419 If we show him these pictures, he'll go ballistic. 752 00:50:57,628 --> 00:50:58,212 Well? 753 00:50:58,879 --> 00:51:01,590 You saw the press coverage, sir? Fabulous, no? 754 00:51:01,798 --> 00:51:05,260 These articles show that they took the bait. 755 00:51:05,511 --> 00:51:09,392 They all fell for "The Princess and the Parking Valet". 756 00:51:09,641 --> 00:51:11,727 - The pictures! - I was getting to that. 757 00:51:11,976 --> 00:51:14,938 We have some, but they're not great... technically. 758 00:51:15,188 --> 00:51:18,066 - You can't see much. - Not enough light. 759 00:51:22,196 --> 00:51:25,199 I disagree. These pictures are fine. 760 00:51:26,117 --> 00:51:28,869 Nice work, Paul. 761 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:29,662 Thanks, sir. 762 00:51:29,912 --> 00:51:32,040 Back to your stake-out. 763 00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:33,834 That little bastard! 764 00:51:34,626 --> 00:51:36,211 Trying to make her! 765 00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:39,548 I'll fix him. He'll be out cold. 766 00:51:39,798 --> 00:51:42,260 You'll make him lose his valet job? 767 00:51:43,385 --> 00:51:46,931 Sir, small fry are tough to put the screws on. 768 00:51:47,849 --> 00:51:51,310 She's in his bed, he touches her, for whole nights. 769 00:51:52,311 --> 00:51:54,062 May I speak as a friend? 770 00:51:55,189 --> 00:51:56,191 No. 771 00:51:56,442 --> 00:51:57,108 Alright. 772 00:51:57,401 --> 00:51:59,111 Say what you have to say. 773 00:51:59,361 --> 00:52:01,864 A man like you can't be jealous of him. 774 00:52:02,322 --> 00:52:05,951 You're paid to defend me, not to judge me. Get out! 775 00:52:13,292 --> 00:52:14,669 Mr Berman. 776 00:52:16,129 --> 00:52:16,671 Well? 777 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:18,797 You were right, they're not an item. 778 00:52:19,049 --> 00:52:21,092 Even though they slept together. 779 00:52:21,594 --> 00:52:22,720 You have proof? 780 00:52:23,137 --> 00:52:26,140 - Your husband has them watched. - What? 781 00:52:26,390 --> 00:52:29,226 Another guy was spying from that building. 782 00:52:29,477 --> 00:52:31,437 He hid, but I recognized him. 783 00:52:32,438 --> 00:52:34,273 No kidding! He has them watched? 784 00:52:34,608 --> 00:52:36,734 As there are no curtains, 785 00:52:36,985 --> 00:52:39,070 he's like us, he sees it all. 786 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,529 This is too good! 787 00:52:40,781 --> 00:52:43,867 He puts her in the guy's bed, and now frets. 788 00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:47,747 Wouldn't curtains add to his anxiety? 789 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:52,335 When you can't see, your imagination runs wild. 790 00:52:53,836 --> 00:52:58,633 How sad, this poor guy who can't afford curtains! 791 00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:05,056 - How is he? - My husband gave him a shot. 792 00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:07,767 - He gives shots now? - He learned, he had to. 793 00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:10,730 Feeling better, Dad? 794 00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:13,024 - He stuck me like a pig. - I'm sorry. 795 00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:15,777 I saw the grocer's wife for her phlebitis. 796 00:53:16,027 --> 00:53:19,114 The shot she gave me was a joy! 797 00:53:19,781 --> 00:53:22,659 - Do you have bronchitis? - That's right. 798 00:53:22,909 --> 00:53:25,537 - What did I prescribe? - Suppositories and syrup. 799 00:53:25,787 --> 00:53:27,580 Suppositories? 800 00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:29,582 So keep it up. 801 00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:33,714 Coming to Andre's birthday? 802 00:53:33,963 --> 00:53:35,381 I have a ton of work. 803 00:53:35,631 --> 00:53:37,341 Stop by to please Francois. 804 00:53:37,592 --> 00:53:40,886 Move! I have another patient to see. 805 00:53:52,691 --> 00:53:54,985 - She won't come. - Why not? 806 00:53:55,235 --> 00:53:56,361 Because she won't. 807 00:53:56,737 --> 00:53:59,490 I hope you're wrong: He must be so unhappy. 808 00:53:59,741 --> 00:54:02,744 Holed up in his place with his heartache. 809 00:55:28,585 --> 00:55:29,378 Bravo! 810 00:56:28,109 --> 00:56:30,694 Karl, bravo. 811 00:56:30,944 --> 00:56:32,071 Thank you for coming. 812 00:56:32,321 --> 00:56:34,282 One of your finest collections! 813 00:56:34,531 --> 00:56:37,451 On to the next! I'm never satisfied. 814 00:56:58,974 --> 00:57:00,310 Not too bored? 815 00:57:00,559 --> 00:57:02,479 Why do you all walk like horses? 816 00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:13,032 We did our job, let's go. 817 00:57:15,576 --> 00:57:18,746 You looked magnificent in that wedding dress! 818 00:57:19,455 --> 00:57:21,249 - Thanks. - You're very good. 819 00:57:22,417 --> 00:57:23,459 So are you. 820 00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:24,335 Me? 821 00:57:24,711 --> 00:57:28,297 Keep it up, it amuses me no end! 822 00:57:29,382 --> 00:57:32,051 She says I'm good? Have I parked her car? 823 00:57:34,220 --> 00:57:37,349 I've re-estimated the cost of your divorce. 824 00:57:37,599 --> 00:57:39,269 It's still rough but... 825 00:57:39,519 --> 00:57:40,561 I'm not divorcing. 826 00:57:40,812 --> 00:57:44,691 I thought it over last night with a cool head: 827 00:57:44,940 --> 00:57:47,360 No woman is worth losing my life's work. 828 00:57:47,944 --> 00:57:48,611 Bravo. 829 00:57:49,863 --> 00:57:52,282 In business school, 830 00:57:52,574 --> 00:57:55,285 I dreamed of being the CEO I am now. 831 00:57:55,535 --> 00:57:57,287 Why lose it to a passing fancy? 832 00:57:57,537 --> 00:57:58,748 Bravo again, sir. 833 00:57:58,997 --> 00:58:01,626 Losing my drive, my pride, my power, 834 00:58:01,876 --> 00:58:04,503 for someone I may soon tire of? 835 00:58:04,755 --> 00:58:05,755 Music to my ears! 836 00:58:06,047 --> 00:58:09,926 After 20 years, leaving my wife is tearing off a part of myself. 837 00:58:10,218 --> 00:58:12,595 A big part, she has 60% of the shares. 838 00:58:12,846 --> 00:58:15,723 - That's not what I meant. - Sure, I'm sorry. 839 00:58:15,974 --> 00:58:19,019 In short, I'll call that girl to say it's over. 840 00:58:19,728 --> 00:58:21,938 - Does she keep the 20 million? - Sure. 841 00:58:22,189 --> 00:58:25,693 She can keep the money, it's only honorable. 842 00:58:25,943 --> 00:58:27,278 Yes, of course... 843 00:58:27,821 --> 00:58:30,741 I had a trick to get back most of the sum, but... 844 00:58:33,077 --> 00:58:34,952 That's not what matters. 845 00:58:36,121 --> 00:58:37,955 I'm myself again. 846 00:58:38,206 --> 00:58:39,540 Well done, sir. 847 00:58:39,792 --> 00:58:42,961 To think that I equated an industrial empire... 848 00:58:43,212 --> 00:58:45,839 with... Elena. 849 00:58:48,884 --> 00:58:49,511 It's Paul. 850 00:58:50,929 --> 00:58:51,805 Yes? 851 00:58:53,765 --> 00:58:54,641 Really? 852 00:58:57,143 --> 00:58:58,479 I'll tell him. 853 00:58:59,313 --> 00:59:00,480 They've put up curtains. 854 00:59:00,940 --> 00:59:01,815 What? 855 00:59:02,524 --> 00:59:04,317 His place has curtains now. 856 00:59:04,859 --> 00:59:05,819 But why? 857 00:59:06,569 --> 00:59:07,405 I don't know. 858 00:59:07,697 --> 00:59:08,655 I knew it! 859 00:59:08,906 --> 00:59:11,783 He's sleeping with her, hiding behind curtains! 860 00:59:12,034 --> 00:59:13,995 No matter, since you're leaving her. 861 00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:16,790 Let's break his legs with a lead pipe! 862 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,335 We pay him to act decently, and he reams her ass! 863 00:59:20,585 --> 00:59:22,713 Sir, you came to a decision. 864 00:59:22,963 --> 00:59:25,882 Curtains! So they can hide their smut! 865 00:59:26,134 --> 00:59:28,009 Why the curtains, dammit? 866 00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:58,792 Hello? 867 00:59:59,376 --> 01:00:01,003 - Evening. Foix speaking. - Evening. 868 01:00:01,253 --> 01:00:01,795 Things fine? 869 01:00:02,047 --> 01:00:04,675 I just got home, I liked the fashion show. 870 01:00:04,924 --> 01:00:06,844 - You did? - Ask about the curtains! 871 01:00:07,093 --> 01:00:09,847 It was awesome. I'd seen that on TV, but... 872 01:00:10,138 --> 01:00:13,392 Sorry to cut in, but did you do some decorating? 873 01:00:13,642 --> 01:00:14,143 What? 874 01:00:14,393 --> 01:00:17,563 The curtains. Nice, aren't they? 875 01:00:17,855 --> 01:00:19,148 The little shit! 876 01:00:19,398 --> 01:00:23,527 May I ask why you bought those curtains? 877 01:00:23,779 --> 01:00:24,904 She bought them. 878 01:00:25,613 --> 01:00:26,866 Elena bought them? 879 01:00:27,115 --> 01:00:28,575 I saw them when I got home. 880 01:00:28,825 --> 01:00:31,412 - Why did she buy curtains? - Why did she buy curtains? 881 01:00:31,661 --> 01:00:34,081 To protect our privacy, I guess. 882 01:00:34,415 --> 01:00:36,667 Privacy! What's the creep saying? 883 01:00:37,918 --> 01:00:41,588 We didn't hire you to have "privacy" with Elena. 884 01:00:41,839 --> 01:00:44,550 I told you clearly it was a pretense. 885 01:00:44,801 --> 01:00:45,426 A what? 886 01:00:45,676 --> 01:00:48,179 An act, a game, you're just a stand-in. 887 01:00:48,430 --> 01:00:52,142 We paid you to pretend you were a couple, not to be one. 888 01:00:52,936 --> 01:00:54,479 People were watching us. 889 01:00:54,728 --> 01:00:56,815 She was sick of it, hence the curtains. 890 01:00:57,064 --> 01:00:59,651 We have peace, they can think what they want. 891 01:01:00,025 --> 01:01:03,780 You're exploiting us, scumbag! You'll regret it! 892 01:01:04,029 --> 01:01:04,531 Who is this? 893 01:01:04,780 --> 01:01:07,741 I paid you! You thief, you thug! 894 01:01:09,119 --> 01:01:10,120 Hello? 895 01:01:11,162 --> 01:01:12,706 I hung up, sir. 896 01:01:13,915 --> 01:01:15,125 I did it. 897 01:01:19,046 --> 01:01:21,383 Don't lose your temper like that. 898 01:01:22,134 --> 01:01:24,344 Calm down, 899 01:01:24,719 --> 01:01:27,263 analyze the situation coolly. 900 01:01:29,557 --> 01:01:30,725 That guy's sick! 901 01:01:37,065 --> 01:01:39,443 It's 8PM, we're dining at the Lambert's. 902 01:01:39,694 --> 01:01:42,405 I'll let you go alone, I don't feel well. 903 01:01:42,655 --> 01:01:43,364 Are you sick? 904 01:01:43,990 --> 01:01:46,325 Tired. I've had some rough days. 905 01:01:46,576 --> 01:01:48,911 Sorry, but I don't feel up to it. 906 01:01:49,203 --> 01:01:50,705 True, you do seem tired. 907 01:01:50,955 --> 01:01:53,416 It takes real stress to look that way. 908 01:01:54,083 --> 01:01:55,961 Apologize to the Lamberts for me. 909 01:01:56,503 --> 01:01:58,088 Should I cancel? 910 01:01:58,338 --> 01:02:00,673 I can stay and hear of your troubles. 911 01:02:01,258 --> 01:02:04,179 Forget my troubles, I'm tired, that's all. 912 01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:06,805 Don't lie, I know what's upsetting you. 913 01:02:09,933 --> 01:02:11,519 That strike in the factory. 914 01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:15,023 It hasn't made life easier. 915 01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:17,692 I'm so sorry, poor dear. 916 01:02:18,902 --> 01:02:20,028 You'll be late. 917 01:02:20,613 --> 01:02:21,989 Get some rest! 918 01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:24,408 See you later. 919 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,336 A guy insulted me over your curtains. 920 01:02:35,587 --> 01:02:37,672 Called me a scumbag and a thug. 921 01:02:40,425 --> 01:02:43,428 - If you wanted curtains... - But I didn't! 922 01:02:43,678 --> 01:02:45,472 - You didn't? - No! 923 01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,224 Then, who? 924 01:02:48,100 --> 01:02:50,602 His wife. Only she would do it. 925 01:02:50,852 --> 01:02:52,229 His wife? 926 01:02:52,648 --> 01:02:54,233 Why'd she fix up my place? 927 01:02:54,524 --> 01:02:56,527 It's their problem. Not yours. 928 01:02:56,776 --> 01:02:59,696 It's my home, I could file a complaint! 929 01:03:00,531 --> 01:03:01,323 No. 930 01:03:02,032 --> 01:03:05,619 Cops'll say: "What was stolen?" "No, they hung curtains." 931 01:03:05,869 --> 01:03:06,829 Might turn ugly. 932 01:03:07,413 --> 01:03:08,287 And he called you? 933 01:03:08,539 --> 01:03:12,251 His lawyer did. Then that maniac insulted me and hung up. 934 01:03:15,421 --> 01:03:17,257 She pulled it off. 935 01:03:18,758 --> 01:03:20,260 I'll be right back. 936 01:03:28,060 --> 01:03:30,645 Give it back. Emilie won't take it, nor will I. 937 01:03:31,438 --> 01:03:33,983 Why? No one's asking for the money back. 938 01:03:34,233 --> 01:03:35,860 He called me a thief, I'm not. 939 01:03:36,110 --> 01:03:38,320 32,450 Euros is a lot. He'll want it. 940 01:03:39,071 --> 01:03:42,409 He's a billionaire, that's a tip for him. 941 01:03:42,743 --> 01:03:44,911 No, he called me a thief! 942 01:03:45,788 --> 01:03:47,789 Give it to Emilie, she'll take it. 943 01:03:48,124 --> 01:03:52,044 It's over with Emilie. Now she's with Mr Cell Phone. 944 01:03:52,294 --> 01:03:53,421 Francois... 945 01:03:53,670 --> 01:03:55,465 I'm sure she realizes 946 01:03:55,715 --> 01:03:58,258 she's losing a really great guy. 947 01:04:09,772 --> 01:04:11,065 I'm cold. 948 01:04:15,319 --> 01:04:18,530 Take my blanket, I'm not cold at all. 949 01:04:19,491 --> 01:04:22,326 No, I don't need it. Thanks, keep it. 950 01:04:31,879 --> 01:04:33,339 It's because of him? 951 01:04:33,964 --> 01:04:36,842 He's a bastard. It's wrong to cheat on your wife. 952 01:04:37,093 --> 01:04:39,762 Wait till you're married to say that. 953 01:04:41,263 --> 01:04:43,350 Why am I so cold? 954 01:04:50,648 --> 01:04:54,862 All the men I meet are creeps with a one-track mind. 955 01:05:04,747 --> 01:05:08,501 If we stay any longer like this, I'll turn into one, too. 956 01:05:14,549 --> 01:05:17,385 Go back to bed, I feel better. 957 01:05:27,647 --> 01:05:28,648 Thanks. 958 01:05:36,364 --> 01:05:37,782 - What's that? - Nothing. 959 01:05:38,950 --> 01:05:41,411 You said not to talk about it, so I won't. 960 01:05:42,078 --> 01:05:43,831 They're getting married. 961 01:05:44,875 --> 01:05:45,791 What? 962 01:05:46,251 --> 01:05:49,337 Their picture's in here, she's in a wedding dress. 963 01:05:49,587 --> 01:05:52,173 But you're right, it's their business. 964 01:05:52,424 --> 01:05:55,843 Do the new pens go in the rack or at the register? 965 01:05:56,094 --> 01:05:59,513 He won't marry her. I'm the one he loves, he said so. 966 01:05:59,765 --> 01:06:02,017 - Don't bring that up again. - I didn't. 967 01:06:02,684 --> 01:06:04,978 Never again! Is that clear? 968 01:06:05,937 --> 01:06:09,025 It's for you. Can we talk? Got a minute? 969 01:06:09,567 --> 01:06:11,110 Go get a coffee. 970 01:06:11,569 --> 01:06:14,614 - Did you hear? Get a coffee! - OK. 971 01:06:22,830 --> 01:06:23,999 Thanks. 972 01:06:27,377 --> 01:06:27,919 Well? 973 01:06:28,337 --> 01:06:29,379 She's still there. 974 01:06:29,630 --> 01:06:32,133 If she'd pose for a picture for my window. 975 01:06:32,717 --> 01:06:34,969 Bad timing. Whatever they're saying, 976 01:06:35,220 --> 01:06:36,721 it's heavy. 977 01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:38,556 Means another lunch alone. 978 01:06:40,058 --> 01:06:41,434 You had a date with her? 979 01:06:41,685 --> 01:06:44,312 She cancels all the time. She can't like me. 980 01:06:44,563 --> 01:06:45,398 Weird, huh? 981 01:06:45,647 --> 01:06:49,902 Yeah. A handsome guy like you shouldn't lunch alone. 982 01:06:53,488 --> 01:06:55,740 - What sign is she? - Who? 983 01:06:56,159 --> 01:06:57,243 You! 984 01:06:57,993 --> 01:06:59,788 Aries, Gemini rising. 985 01:07:00,038 --> 01:07:02,624 That's very good. Let's see your hand. 986 01:07:06,837 --> 01:07:09,548 - You're very sensual... - Really? 987 01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:12,427 Being fleshy there means you're hot. 988 01:07:12,968 --> 01:07:14,261 Let's see yours. 989 01:07:18,765 --> 01:07:20,268 I never saw that before. 990 01:07:20,519 --> 01:07:21,894 Me neither. 991 01:07:25,190 --> 01:07:26,734 Wanna have lunch? 992 01:07:32,281 --> 01:07:33,699 There you're lovely... 993 01:07:33,949 --> 01:07:35,284 Great. 994 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,453 Perfect. 995 01:07:37,704 --> 01:07:39,788 Let's do a few more. 996 01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:42,583 Like that. 997 01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:45,628 Let's take a break! 998 01:07:51,676 --> 01:07:53,512 I'm not wild about the collections this year. 999 01:07:53,763 --> 01:07:57,141 Only the big names held their own... 1000 01:07:57,391 --> 01:08:01,103 The young ones were all rags and tatters. Diddly poo! 1001 01:08:01,562 --> 01:08:03,564 As for Elena! Seen her guy? 1002 01:08:05,107 --> 01:08:06,275 Look! 1003 01:08:07,777 --> 01:08:10,822 He's a parking valet! Elena, with him? 1004 01:08:11,073 --> 01:08:12,532 He has no money, no looks! 1005 01:08:13,034 --> 01:08:14,659 What does she see in him? 1006 01:08:15,452 --> 01:08:19,331 He must have hidden talents. That's gotta be it. 1007 01:08:20,248 --> 01:08:21,750 Something huge! 1008 01:08:25,213 --> 01:08:26,881 Things OK, Richard? 1009 01:08:29,675 --> 01:08:31,803 - You OK? - Sure. When's the wedding? 1010 01:08:32,053 --> 01:08:34,223 That's just fan-mag bullshit. 1011 01:08:34,473 --> 01:08:36,016 - Can I ask you a favor? - Sure. 1012 01:08:36,266 --> 01:08:38,353 When you're married, don't eat here. 1013 01:08:38,602 --> 01:08:40,229 I'd hate parking your car. 1014 01:08:40,563 --> 01:08:41,481 - Richard... - What? 1015 01:08:41,730 --> 01:08:43,982 There's nothing between Elena and me. 1016 01:08:44,317 --> 01:08:45,068 Sure. 1017 01:08:45,318 --> 01:08:47,778 I can't explain now, but soon I will. 1018 01:08:48,029 --> 01:08:49,739 You'll see, it was no big deal. 1019 01:08:50,072 --> 01:08:52,075 - You're just ashamed. - Of what? 1020 01:08:52,324 --> 01:08:54,660 Kicking me out to ball a supermodel. 1021 01:08:54,911 --> 01:08:58,290 Now you're marrying her, and I'm stuck at my drunken mom's. 1022 01:08:58,582 --> 01:09:00,459 I'm not ashamed or marrying anyone. 1023 01:09:00,709 --> 01:09:02,461 I bet you gave her Emilie's ring. 1024 01:09:02,711 --> 01:09:04,797 You're a dog, that's why you get laid. 1025 01:09:05,089 --> 01:09:06,758 But you're not happy. 1026 01:09:07,007 --> 01:09:08,260 I'm not getting laid! 1027 01:09:10,637 --> 01:09:12,555 This thing with Elena's a fraud. 1028 01:09:12,806 --> 01:09:14,723 I'm telling you, you're my buddy. 1029 01:09:14,975 --> 01:09:16,643 Soon we'll be living together again. 1030 01:09:18,812 --> 01:09:19,771 You shitting me? 1031 01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:22,150 You have my word. 1032 01:09:24,568 --> 01:09:26,362 You're an ass-face, but I like you. 1033 01:09:28,823 --> 01:09:29,949 Thanks, Francois. 1034 01:09:37,999 --> 01:09:40,293 Don't park it, I'll only be a minute. 1035 01:09:40,544 --> 01:09:41,878 Is Mr. Pignon around? 1036 01:09:42,336 --> 01:09:43,254 Yes, he's here. 1037 01:09:47,634 --> 01:09:48,510 It's for you! 1038 01:10:11,995 --> 01:10:12,536 Bastard! 1039 01:10:12,788 --> 01:10:16,583 She gives me her number, and I didn't ask for it. 1040 01:10:22,589 --> 01:10:24,423 Casanova, you about through? 1041 01:10:24,674 --> 01:10:25,675 Francois... 1042 01:10:28,512 --> 01:10:29,554 Francois. 1043 01:10:47,866 --> 01:10:49,493 Mrs Levasseur, sir. 1044 01:10:50,828 --> 01:10:52,329 Show her in. 1045 01:10:56,417 --> 01:10:57,501 You wanted to see me? 1046 01:10:57,751 --> 01:11:00,506 I haven't been here in ages. 1047 01:11:00,755 --> 01:11:02,424 I walked through the place. 1048 01:11:02,674 --> 01:11:04,509 A landlord's visit! 1049 01:11:05,301 --> 01:11:06,470 That's fine... 1050 01:11:06,803 --> 01:11:08,806 - Know what the gossip is? - No. 1051 01:11:09,055 --> 01:11:10,723 Your mind's not on the job. 1052 01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:12,267 Screw the gossip. 1053 01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:17,398 And that if you keep it up, you won't be CEO for long. 1054 01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:19,774 Got nothing funnier? 1055 01:11:21,276 --> 01:11:24,531 I had the curtains put up at Pignon's. 1056 01:11:28,994 --> 01:11:31,873 Your lies about that photo are such fun. 1057 01:11:32,122 --> 01:11:33,915 Your bumbling's hilarious. 1058 01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:36,251 I don't follow you. 1059 01:11:36,502 --> 01:11:37,544 Then I'll spell it out. 1060 01:11:38,004 --> 01:11:39,672 If you love that girl, leave me, 1061 01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:42,090 go off with her to Venice, 1062 01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:43,968 I'll file for a divorce. 1063 01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:45,678 What are you talking about? 1064 01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:48,973 A poor sap who wants both a wife and a mistress. 1065 01:11:49,224 --> 01:11:50,350 It's time to choose. 1066 01:11:50,601 --> 01:11:53,896 Darling, I never planned to divorce you. 1067 01:11:55,105 --> 01:11:58,484 You've been glum since she lives with that guy. 1068 01:11:58,776 --> 01:12:01,945 She means nothing to me, it's over. 1069 01:12:02,196 --> 01:12:03,906 I'll go to Venice, but with you! 1070 01:12:04,157 --> 01:12:05,991 Once the Board meeting's over, 1071 01:12:06,241 --> 01:12:09,203 we'll leave on a second honeymoon. 1072 01:12:09,454 --> 01:12:12,207 We had a lovely suite for our first one. 1073 01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:13,708 Try to book it again. 1074 01:12:14,168 --> 01:12:15,294 I'll get right on it. 1075 01:12:48,579 --> 01:12:50,873 I haven't been here in ages. 1076 01:12:51,249 --> 01:12:53,251 I walked through the place. 1077 01:12:53,501 --> 01:12:55,044 A landlord's visit! 1078 01:13:06,433 --> 01:13:07,851 Francois is marrying a model! 1079 01:13:08,767 --> 01:13:09,477 What? 1080 01:13:09,726 --> 01:13:12,729 I heard it at the beauty parlor. They saw it in a paper. 1081 01:13:12,981 --> 01:13:15,065 He's marrying a very famous model. 1082 01:13:15,358 --> 01:13:17,694 - What's this? - They forgot which paper, 1083 01:13:18,153 --> 01:13:22,407 but swore Francois is marrying Naomi Campbell. 1084 01:13:22,657 --> 01:13:23,700 A name like that... 1085 01:13:23,992 --> 01:13:25,453 He'd have told you... 1086 01:13:25,703 --> 01:13:27,705 Why would Naomi Campbell marry our kid? 1087 01:13:27,955 --> 01:13:30,332 It's not her, but someone famous... 1088 01:13:30,583 --> 01:13:32,335 I couldn't reach Francois at home. 1089 01:13:32,585 --> 01:13:34,420 But he was heartbroken over Emilie. 1090 01:13:34,671 --> 01:13:36,714 - I don't get it. - Me, neither. 1091 01:13:37,716 --> 01:13:38,799 It's me! 1092 01:13:41,010 --> 01:13:42,720 Happy birthday, Dad! 1093 01:13:44,556 --> 01:13:46,308 Your hair looks great, Mom. 1094 01:13:47,684 --> 01:13:49,478 Why are you staring at me? 1095 01:13:49,771 --> 01:13:51,731 Are you marrying a model? 1096 01:13:51,981 --> 01:13:53,775 - No way! - My hairdresser read it. 1097 01:13:54,025 --> 01:13:55,693 It's just fan-mag gossip. 1098 01:13:55,943 --> 01:13:57,821 Open your gift, Dad! 1099 01:14:03,911 --> 01:14:05,119 It's magnificent! 1100 01:14:05,412 --> 01:14:07,080 - You don't have that one? - No. 1101 01:14:07,330 --> 01:14:08,790 Thanks, Francois. 1102 01:14:09,041 --> 01:14:11,627 My collection's becoming famous. 1103 01:14:11,876 --> 01:14:15,298 I'm invited to a dinner to talk about my corkscrews! 1104 01:14:15,548 --> 01:14:17,050 That's great, Dad. 1105 01:14:17,383 --> 01:14:19,260 I brought a friend. That OK? 1106 01:14:19,511 --> 01:14:20,512 A friend? 1107 01:14:27,728 --> 01:14:28,479 Hello. 1108 01:14:28,728 --> 01:14:29,230 Elena. 1109 01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:31,147 Happy birthday, sir. 1110 01:14:31,397 --> 01:14:32,316 Can I help? 1111 01:14:32,565 --> 01:14:35,236 No, sit in the other room, I'll handle it all. 1112 01:14:38,781 --> 01:14:40,617 Our sonny has a secret life. 1113 01:14:40,867 --> 01:14:43,745 Incredible. Where'd he ever find that? 1114 01:14:44,870 --> 01:14:47,749 - My God, maybe it's Emilie. - You said she wasn't coming. 1115 01:14:47,999 --> 01:14:50,085 - Hello. - Hi, sweetheart. 1116 01:14:50,710 --> 01:14:52,295 He calls her "sweetheart"! 1117 01:15:04,435 --> 01:15:06,645 - Happy birthday! - Thanks Emilie, dear. 1118 01:15:06,937 --> 01:15:08,397 Where's the oldie? 1119 01:15:09,940 --> 01:15:11,525 - Happy birthday. - Thanks. 1120 01:15:11,774 --> 01:15:14,945 How old are you, around 75? 1121 01:15:20,951 --> 01:15:24,329 I'm 58. That guy's an idiot! 1122 01:15:24,581 --> 01:15:26,331 I'll change doctors. 1123 01:15:27,041 --> 01:15:31,087 What did I say? He can get all the girls he wants! 1124 01:15:31,505 --> 01:15:34,758 About the 20 million, I'm canceling the transfer. 1125 01:15:41,681 --> 01:15:43,851 I'll never see her again. 1126 01:15:44,101 --> 01:15:46,227 But to hold her one last time... 1127 01:15:46,854 --> 01:15:49,690 I went through that once. 1128 01:15:50,024 --> 01:15:51,777 I got my last time. 1129 01:15:51,985 --> 01:15:55,155 I lied to the girl, told her what she wanted to hear. 1130 01:15:55,405 --> 01:15:57,199 She came to our date, elated. 1131 01:15:57,449 --> 01:15:59,786 I got a glorious last night with her. 1132 01:16:00,495 --> 01:16:01,787 That's odious. 1133 01:16:02,412 --> 01:16:03,623 I know. 1134 01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:07,834 "Happy birthday to you..." 1135 01:16:31,110 --> 01:16:34,071 - Doctor, may I ask you for something. - What? 1136 01:16:34,696 --> 01:16:35,657 Your daughter's hand. 1137 01:16:36,074 --> 01:16:37,909 You should ask her. 1138 01:16:38,368 --> 01:16:39,410 I did. 1139 01:16:39,661 --> 01:16:40,745 Did she accept? 1140 01:16:41,122 --> 01:16:41,664 Yes. 1141 01:16:42,456 --> 01:16:44,458 Then why are you pestering me? 1142 01:16:51,674 --> 01:16:52,716 Thanks, Doctor. 1143 01:17:03,769 --> 01:17:06,441 Why's that doctor always angry? 1144 01:17:06,691 --> 01:17:08,943 He's allergic to patients. 1145 01:17:10,570 --> 01:17:11,154 Hello? 1146 01:17:11,445 --> 01:17:13,780 It's me, I have good news for you, 1147 01:17:14,031 --> 01:17:15,783 or rather, good news for us. 1148 01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:16,534 I'm listening. 1149 01:17:16,784 --> 01:17:19,370 No, I want to surprise you. 1150 01:17:19,579 --> 01:17:21,290 Can we meet tomorrow? 1151 01:17:21,539 --> 01:17:23,542 I've got a show, but I'm free at 5PM. 1152 01:17:23,791 --> 01:17:26,628 - Where? - At the Pavilion, in the Park. 1153 01:17:27,003 --> 01:17:28,505 I'll pick you up at five. 1154 01:17:28,755 --> 01:17:32,301 No, let's avoid the press, meet me in the usual place. 1155 01:17:32,552 --> 01:17:35,013 Do I spend tonight at his place or mine? 1156 01:17:35,262 --> 01:17:37,849 Go home, you're through with that bum. 1157 01:17:38,141 --> 01:17:39,476 See you tomorrow, love. 1158 01:17:41,603 --> 01:17:43,646 Why does he keep insulting me? 1159 01:17:43,897 --> 01:17:45,523 Doesn't matter now. 1160 01:17:46,149 --> 01:17:48,151 I'm happy, Francois. 1161 01:17:48,860 --> 01:17:51,780 Then he can call me a bum all he wants. 1162 01:18:05,170 --> 01:18:07,047 Time to say good-bye. 1163 01:18:09,341 --> 01:18:10,842 Not coming up for your things? 1164 01:18:11,092 --> 01:18:12,719 I've got stuff at my place. Tomorrow. 1165 01:18:13,887 --> 01:18:16,056 Well, good night, Elena. 1166 01:18:16,306 --> 01:18:18,392 I didn't think this 3 days ago. 1167 01:18:19,101 --> 01:18:19,686 What? 1168 01:18:19,936 --> 01:18:21,980 That I'd be sad to leave you. 1169 01:18:23,272 --> 01:18:24,233 Me neither. 1170 01:18:28,986 --> 01:18:30,239 Good night, Francois. 1171 01:19:12,701 --> 01:19:14,077 Am I bothering you? 1172 01:19:14,327 --> 01:19:17,290 No, I'm with my mom. She quit drinking. 1173 01:19:17,664 --> 01:19:18,290 Yeah, when? 1174 01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:20,542 Today. Looks like it's working. 1175 01:19:20,792 --> 01:19:22,545 - You OK, Mom? - I'm thirsty. 1176 01:19:23,795 --> 01:19:27,842 You can have this apartment: I'm moving in with Emilie. 1177 01:19:28,467 --> 01:19:30,052 No way! That's so cool! 1178 01:19:30,304 --> 01:19:33,265 Elena there? She can stay, wouldn't bother me. 1179 01:19:33,514 --> 01:19:34,725 No, she left. 1180 01:19:34,975 --> 01:19:38,854 To live with the man she loves, and she's very happy. 1181 01:19:39,271 --> 01:19:42,691 Darling, I never planned to divorce you. 1182 01:19:43,734 --> 01:19:47,238 You've been glum since she lives with that guy. 1183 01:19:47,488 --> 01:19:50,574 She means nothing to me, it's over. 1184 01:19:50,824 --> 01:19:52,535 I'll go to Venice, but with you! 1185 01:19:52,785 --> 01:19:54,579 Once the Board meeting's over, 1186 01:19:54,830 --> 01:19:57,875 we'll leave on a second honeymoon. 1187 01:20:14,266 --> 01:20:15,267 Here she is. 1188 01:20:47,053 --> 01:20:49,305 - You? - She's through with you. 1189 01:20:49,888 --> 01:20:51,348 Get out of this car! 1190 01:20:51,599 --> 01:20:53,935 - I have a message for you. - Screw that! 1191 01:20:54,351 --> 01:20:55,562 Get him out! 1192 01:20:55,811 --> 01:20:57,605 - When do you go to Venice? - What? 1193 01:20:57,856 --> 01:21:00,399 Hope you get the honeymoon suite. 1194 01:21:00,817 --> 01:21:03,027 No, wait! Take a walk. 1195 01:21:05,447 --> 01:21:07,700 I don't know what you're saying. 1196 01:21:08,033 --> 01:21:10,119 You will, in Venice with your wife. 1197 01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:15,166 I don't know how, but you stole her, you creep! 1198 01:21:15,666 --> 01:21:17,960 I'm marrying the girl I love in 3 weeks. 1199 01:21:18,503 --> 01:21:20,588 You can insult me all you want. 1200 01:21:20,839 --> 01:21:22,882 Elena says that, rich as you are, 1201 01:21:23,133 --> 01:21:25,759 you're a poor man! She's sorry for you! 1202 01:21:27,219 --> 01:21:29,931 She won't get her 20 million, I had it voided! 1203 01:21:30,182 --> 01:21:32,768 Not a penny, tell her! 1204 01:21:33,186 --> 01:21:36,689 She knew you'd cover yourself. I'm sorry for you too! 1205 01:21:51,538 --> 01:21:52,705 Pignon! 1206 01:22:05,804 --> 01:22:07,972 Feeling blue? Want a little treat? 1207 01:22:08,223 --> 01:22:09,724 Leave me alone, dammit!